Saturday, September 20, 2003

Museum of Modern Art, New York
Frida Kahlo's painting "My Grandparents, My Parents and I."
I saw the movie Smokey and the Bandit as a very young child, it's one of the first "grownup" movies I remember liking. Naturally, I didn't get the lone female trucker's handle: "Little Beaver". That Burt Reynolds. Ha.

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

Excerpts from this article on the porn industry by Martin Amis.

"'I like to be peed on. I like being spat on: it feels like come on your chest. I like to be choked. I like to be fisted. Here we have the 'no-thumbs' rule? A girl can have 16 fingers up her. But no thumbs.' She laughs, and continues: 'For vaginal I prefer a girthy kind of dick. And some of these guys' - Chloe seizes the broad base of a water glass on the table before us - 'are like this. For anal I prefer a longer, thinner kind of dick.'"

And after all this Amis gives us a ridiculously upbeat ending as if an optimistic prophesy will wash away what he has seen.

More of the jetsam of porn.

Racism in porn article here with this classic line:"Sean's main drawback as a performer is his meager spew "

"The following porn stars categorically refused, at one time or another, to work with anyone black: Jasmine Aloha, Julia Ann, Blondi, Bunny Blue, Crystal Breeze, Cameo, Celeste, Barbara Dare, Raquel Darrien, Sabrina Dawn, John Holmes, Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Jill Kelly, Kia, Desiree Lane, Shayla LaVeaux, Hyapatia Lee, Jordan Lee, Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn, Paula Price, Kelly Richards, Savannah, Shane, Samantha Strong, Angela Summers, Jamie Summers, Nikki Tyler, Tori Welles, KC Williams."

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

Ouch. So being old and rich is the same as being poor and short? He obviously thinks a lot of himself to go after Jovovich, that's like Michael Jordan (now) trying to dunk on Shaq. I wish I cared enough to feel sorry for the guy.

Sunday, September 14, 2003

All sorts of shit for your blog, most of which you either don't need or won't work for one reason or another but some of which will and will make your blog both more interesting and more popular because you will be a better person and we will all love you. Okay?

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