Saturday, September 13, 2003

I think Larry Merchant is a racist cocksucker. Why interview De Lay Hoya first? And what was that low-class bullshit he said to Mosley about "many of us at ringside were surprised that you won the fight"? Many of us watching on TV were surprised that he didn't clock you right then and there, White Knight.
"How esoteric we all are, we realise, when Nighy, as the newspaper editor in BBC1's State Of Play, turns to his ace reporter and remarks that their lawyer reckons they can get him bail, so "I wouldn't take anal sex for granted just yet". I mean, can you imagine anyone other than a Brit finding that screamingly funny, let alone recognising and cherishing such mordancy as a national characteristic?"
Actually, yes, I can. Idiot Guardian. They need to get out more.
This site looks all messed up when viewed with the Opera browser, which I love BTW.
"Chuck Palahniuk is turning into Stephen King. This is not necessarily a bad thing; God knows the world has needed a decent Stephen King for some time. With Palahniuk's new novel Diary, major aspects of the plot as well as the New England setting seem ripped right from King's playbook without ever feeling cheap. King should read this novel and take notes."
Harhar. See link to lower right.

Friday, September 12, 2003

Women's "sexual freedom"= Free pussy

I've been drinking.
Two days later it occurs to me to add: I myself don't use pickup lines.

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Best Pick-up lines I've come across: "Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!" and "You are the most interesting piece of ass I've talked to all evening." From
"The world rails against the United States, yet embraces its protection, its gossip, and its hipness. " This article by Fouad Ajami is dead on. Every critic of the United States I know presently living on the outside would have a heart attack if they knew that they would never see Miami/New York/ Philadelphia again, or if their families were going to be deported. Pure unbridled hypocrisy fueled by materialistic envy renders nearly all foreign critics of the US essentially liars.

I remember a story of African-Americans emigrating to Ghana and throwing their US passports into the sea, only to be seen fishing for them the week after.

Monday, September 08, 2003

So many people are both fearful of the unknown and are at the same time resistant to learning. The Average Person's reactions to foreigners, other races etc. are results combining the two. Unwillingness to learn, not mere ignorance, is the essence of being a stupid fuck.

Sunday, September 07, 2003

“I think a wise man once told me that no woman is more than five beers away from being a lesbian,” Goldberg says.

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