Saturday, August 30, 2003

"Italy is, in many ways, a banana republic."

Friday, August 29, 2003

Rom 1:26 Because of this, God gave them up to dishonorable passions, for even their females changed the natural use to that contrary to nature.
Rom 1:27 And likewise, the males also forsaking the natural use of the female burned in their lust toward one another, males with males working out shamefulness, and receiving back within themselves the reward which was fitting for their error.

Okay, this gets posted because I've been hearing bullshit about the Bible not forbidding homosexuality/not being clear abou it. What you think of the Bible as a rulebook is one thing, whether or not it's specific on this particular thing is another. I think it's pretty clear. You can play tennis without the net of you want to, but it's not tennis anymore, is it? It's sort of pretend-tennis, bastard-tennis, quasi-tennis, but it's not really tennis. You don't need to be a conventional "Christian" to see this, do you?

Thursday, August 28, 2003

kiss my ass2
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud

which happy bunny are you?
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Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Who says this was even sexual? Haven't you ever had the urge to lick a strange woman's feet in a totally non-sexual kind of way? Come on, tell the truth!

"Cigarette packs could soon carry distrurbing pictures of cancer-ravaged organs."

So, are they going to put pictures of Lady Di in news cars? Dead Jimi Hendrix in bottles of sleeping pills?

Monday, August 25, 2003

Given the BBC's apparent hatred of America and all things American I'll bet that pretty much every US-made car reviewed on Top Gear will "suck".

Sunday, August 24, 2003

You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!
"Dear Mr. Blue, I grew up in Midland, Texas, and went to Yale though I am no reader and married a fine woman who supported me through my Lost Weekend years when I goofed around in the oil business and got high as a kite on weekends and went around making a fool of myself. With the help of dear friends, I was able to sell my bankrupt company at a handsome profit and then obtain a major-league baseball franchise and get public financing for a ball park, whereupon I sold the team for a fabulous profit. What a lucky duck. Now that I'm off the sauce, I am considering taking a stab at politics. . . . . my wife says 'Why don't you try writing? You have so many good ideas.' What do you think?

-- Curious George"

"'My little Lenin!' Stalin once mocked him, tapping his skull, 'his head is hollow!' But this reputation was the best possible protection for Khrushchev. Behind it, he was cunning and hugely ambitious. Those who assumed that somebody so 'uncultured' and naive was incapable of scheming found out their mistake too late. This was a clown with very slitty eyes indeed.

That's the way you do it. Pander to the egos then cut the throats.

This does not constitute an endorsement of anything ELSE Khrushchev did.

Best Khrushchev quote:"I fucked him with a telegraph pole!'

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